Weird and Random Things People Have Said to Me.

Well, currently, I only have a few. I don't remember the rest. But if you do, feel free to remind me. (:

Situation 1.

Teng: Awak ni macam perempuan pandai yang cantik tapi pembuli.

Well that's not true! I only do that to you, honey! Hahaha. Just because I love teasing you and seeing how you'd respond to it. Your so cute! Hehe. (:

Situation 2.

Teng: Awak kalau tak make-up macam Megan Fox dalam Jennifer's Body time dia tengah lapar dalam class.

Hands down, everyone! I know I'm pale as hell.

Situation 3.

I was at a bookstore when a stranger came to me and asked me something.

Unknown Uncle: Where is the something something something section? (I forgot what he asked me, lol.)

Me: Oh, dekat sana. *Whilst pointing my finger at it.

He looked at me in the strangest way and said,

UU: You should learn how to speak English. *And he walked away.

Me: . . . . . . . .

Situation 4.

I hear this from a lot of people,

"Dia putih gila macam Eikha!"

But. . . . .





When it comes from both Teng and Stella, it becomes weird because they are white, too! Whiter than me as a matter of fact! Haih.

I am Actually Quite Sleepy and Yet Here I am, Writing Typing This Post. I Shall Hit the Bed Soon.

Today (technically, yesterday) was a great day, so I don't want to ruin it by concentrating on annoying little things such as this one for instance.

Gila lifeless.

This one's going to be a boring update, unless you love stalking me then you'd have something new to gossip about. Oh yes, may I warn you -

Bitch mode: ON.

So I finally went to Maxis Centre today and I made the down payment. However, they didn't offer any in red so I went with my second choice - white. Surprisingly, it is quite cheap when it comes with the whole package and what not. Anyhow, thank you, Papa. Love you!

Saw New Moon for the second time with R. Was drooling all over both Edward and Jacob all over again. I guess I can never make up my mind so let's start a new team - Team Edco. Yes? No? Yes? No? No? Okay fine you come up with one since you think you are so creative.

Still experiencing sakit pinggang so I went to the pharmacy and bought the painkillers that Meen suggested. Alaaa RM11.90, bukan RM8. ): LOL. Haven't had them yet, will do, soon. Err, before I go to bed? I think so.

Going to concentrate on revising tomorrow, hopefully. What do I have to do to make myself revise days before the paper?! God! It's so annoying when I have the initiative to do so and yet I'm not motivated enough. Annoying annoying annoying.

Yes, so annoying like that.

And was informed about the club meeting at the very last minute so obviously I can't make it. But all is good. Unless someone is lifeless enough to twist the whole story and make me look bad. Hoi, get yourself a boyfriend, or better yet, get a BETTER boyfriend.

Eminem: You can suck my dick if you don't like my shit.

Bitch mode: OFF.


P/S: Do you have any idea how thin Khloe is right now? So gorgeous.

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Quickie.

Okay tak jadi balik on tomorrow sebab Ya is not moving in (more like tumpang sekejap) tomorrow. So I'm going back on Wednesday, Ya's coming on Thursday, Stella confirm balik on Friday since the paper starts at 2.30pm.

Okay duduk rumah kena revise. Promise? Promise. Promise? Promise. Promiseee? Yes, kot. Okay promise! Okay fine who am I kidding, definitely akan study on Thursday night, okay tipu lagi, more like midnight or after midnight, which technically means on Friday morning.

No no no no no, must change this habit.

Okay, I'll try my best. Bongok. Apa try your best try your best, you have to lah. Haih, okay okay. I akan paksa diri.Tapi yang penting, nak kemas bilik once dah balik SA!

Okay must stop logging in into Blogger and Facebook. Haihhhh, tak ada unsur-unsur kesedaran! Patut kena hantar pi boot camp!

No, Papa, I'm not giving you any idea or anything. Heh, kan? :S

And suddenly everything is not funny anymore. :|

Update: It's 1am now, tried to study for two hours. Okay tak masuk. I guess I am a last minute person. Always have been this way since forever. Okay if I have been practicing this method ever since Semester 1, why change now. Kan? Well I guess I hanya ingin mencuba method baru. Not working! Sticking with the old method. (:

Ya Allah, Bukan Ke You Patut Start Revising Sebab Friday ni Ada Paper Part II.

Tiba-tiba rasa macam nak talk about my exes. Ya, exes okay bukan ex's, it's a plural not a possessive! Macam that means, bukan that's mean. That means = itu bermakna. That's mean membawa maksud yang lain. That's mean = that is mean = itu sangat kejam. Okay I dah terpesong dari topic.

Anyways, growing up, I have been falling in and out of love. I don't regret any of it because every single relationship matures me in a different kind of way. Without them, without these exes of mine, I wouldn't be able to differentiate between love and lust, without them I wouldn't bla bla bla, okay malas nak explain.

Okay, so my first ex is Timothy Olyphant. I called him Timmy, and I loved him to death, cinta habislah kononnya. We started off as friends, back in the year of 2003. He was my first love. At that time, he was the one I wanted to spend my entire life with. Kononnyalah. But things went south for the both of us and we broke up. He is now married with three kids, threeeee kids okay! Nevertheless, I'm happy that he's happy, and we still remain good friends even until now! His kids love me! (:

Look at that, isn't that gorgeous or isn't that gorgeous? Haa?

Second - Josh Duhamel. We only dated for a few months. It was lovely but nothing serious. He is now married to Stacy Ferguson or better known as Fergie. Okay kenapa ex I semua dah kahwin ni? Anyways, good for him, she's gorgeous! Recently, he was linked to a stripper bla bla bla. Google it yourself. Kesian dia.

Dia selalu tak suka I expose gmbr sexy dia. (:

My third ex is none other than the breathtaking(?!) Jude Law. He is soooo yummaaaayh - puppy eyes, messy hair, fuh, cair siod! Okay tapi tak boleh beat Timmy no matter what. (: We dated for almost two years, ah, those were the days of my life. I was so happy, he is such a charmer. And a sweet talker, too. I don't do sweet talkers but for him, I'd make an exception. I would? I mean, I made. (: We broke up because he had too many flings when we were together. To date, he has many kids that he doesn't even know about. Haihhhh. . .

Those eyessss, that hairrrr.

Last but not least, my fourth ex - Ryan Reynolds. Yes yes, girls (even my very own girlfriends!) were drooling over him back then. Back then? What the hell am I talking about? Even until now okay! Those sexy abs, siapa tak cair kan? I love him because he is very soft-spoken, cair hati I. We broke up because his schedule was too tight, he barely had time for me. And, I refused to move to the US because I wanted to stay with my mother in Malaysia, and long-distance relationship is hard! However, we remain good friends even until today. He calls me quite frequently juga (oh so now you can call me all the time?!)

Sexy abssss, drooooools.

And here comes the fifth guy. No no, he is not my ex. He's the guy I'm currently dating. I've had enough with dating Hollywood celebrities and having paparazzi following me around wherever I go. I'm also tired of having Perez Hilton paying too much attention on me instead of fixing himself to be straight and go to church every Sunday.

The guy is, none other than Alif Redza Ahmad. To date, he's the nicest guy I have ever met. In all sorts of way. For example, you ask? Haa cannot cannot, it's for me and only me to know! (: He even asked me to prom! (The farewell dinner for his batch.) Hahahahaha okay lame. Okaylah, yang paling penting, dia dengan jayanya telah made me gain eight pounds in just a couple of months! (:

♥♥

Okay until then, please don't sue me! (:

P/S: I'm leaving for SA tomorrow. Reasons why:

1. Duduk rumah tak belajar, too many distractions. Internet, Astro.
2. Sya is moving in, well not yet, just tumpang first.
3. Duduk rumah tak belajar.

Ya Allah, Bukan Ke You Patut Start Revising Sebab Friday ni Ada Paper?

Ya, I patut, tapi, mood tak sampai lagi. :S And, I sakit pinggang. Hahahaha. Okay jangan gelak, sebab betul-betul sakit pinggang. ):

Anyways, was browsing through the net and stumbled upon In Style punya website. Waah, teruja. There was this one segment, Celebrities' Closet. Cun gila siod closet diaorang, yes, walk-in closet! Tapi tak excited mana bila tengok baju-baju yang berharga more than 10 000 dollar a piece, lagi excited bila tengok their shoesssss!

Yes, I am obsessed with shoes.

Ada banyak sangat, so I pilih yang pretty je (to me). And yang include shoes sahaja, baju-baju pi tengok sendiri kalau nak. All pictures credit to In Style punya website. Please don't sue me. (:

First off, let's start with Christina Aguilera. Nak ambil kasut pun kena pakai tangga macam dekat kedai, okay mestilah jealous. Lawa okay! ):

Next stop, Eva Longoria-Parker. This is her master closet and it is 133-square-foot! Hah, the size of my room or maybe even bigger. T__T And what does it mean by her master closet?? She has other closets?? Aaaaaaaaaaaaa *depressed.

Now, let's move on to Fergie. Okay I know I know, ini bukan kasut. Alaa tapi cantik juga apa and she looks sizzling hot!

Okay this is among the closets that I do NOT adore (I rasa macam perlu include untuk pengetahuan umum). It's so. . . . messy! I'm getting a major headache just by looking at the picture! Hire an organizer or maybe two, Kimora Lee Simmons, it would be a worthy investment!

Blurgh!

Yes, this is more I like it. Nicky Hilton's closet. Very organized and sedap mata memandang. And you can never go wrong with white! (:

Okay enough, let's get back to shoes. This one is Mariah Carey's. I love the closet, it seems. . . . sacred(?!). I'm not much of a fan of the shoes though. I mean, I do like gold but they all look exactly the same to me. She should have played with more colours, but hey, whatever suits her. The closet is still gorgeous anyway! (: I love it!

Last but not least, Maria Menounus' shoes closet. This one I lovee. Lots of shoes in variety of colours! Loving the shoes but can't really say about the closet, too zoomed in. But if I were to build my very own shoes closet, it would be the one like Mariah's but with shoes like Maria's. Okay cepat imagine sekarang!

Okay nanti blog lagi. Bye!

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